When moving forward, one must take the right pair of pants with you...

I am only doing this post to document my current frustration of lack of money, lack of job prospects and lack of pants.

My my interview at PGG I must wear pants but I don't have a spare $500. I think my $1800 phone bill from SA diminishes all future pleasures for, oh I don't know, the next year?

So here are the options:



But they are probably too fashiony. Seed companies don't care for Karen Walker.



I would have to wear heels with them. Bonus- it would make me taller and seem older and sophisticated. Negative- they will soon realise I am just a little kid wearing big shoes and my chances of tripping is probable.

Shit. I am about ready to go naked. At least it'll make me stand out of the crowd...?